OMG! I think my dog is a member of Parliament/ House of Representatives!This one is compliments of J & BNewfoundlanders Fire InsuranceA man and his wi...e moved back home to Newfoundland, from Vancouver.The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in B.C. was $2000.00 a year!When they arrived in Newfoundland, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, ‘$39.00.’The husband was shocked and. He still intends to marry you."I cracked. "Only because he promised me. He doesn't want to." How can you be so sure of that?"I sighed. "Look at me, Lex. You wouldn't marry a girl that looked like this." 'You wouldn't touch her either', I thought regretfully.He couldn't answer that. He just looked away, and the silence fell between us. It went on for minutes, until he spoke: "I cannot refrain myself from thinking about what would have happened if I'd made sure that you'd chosen me... Perhaps the. ’ ‘Let’s take him down, partner,’ Tim said. Juan’s car shot by them and Lex switched on the flashing blue lights behind the cruiser’s grille and on the car’s rear deck and pulled out into the street. They closed in on the car they were after, but it didn’t stop. In fact, it speeded up. ‘Damn! He’s running!’ Lex muttered. The cruiser’s engine roared as he shoved the accelerator to the floor. Tim reached over and switched on the siren. Juan’s car squealed around a turn. Feeling the too-familiar. About an hour later, her lawyer called her back on the burner phone. Abigail went back to the guest room and was gone a very long time.When she returned, I knew she was leaving.After beating around the bush for a while, Abigail said, "My lawyer says I inherit a lot of money that I didn't know we had. My husband has been accepting large amounts of foreign deposits into a joint account that I forgot we had. No telling where he got the money, but it is apparently mine now. I need to go home and.