"And the full name of that one-horse arse hole of the universe is Little Sprodwell under Fosse - God help us all!" I beg your pardon, Professor, but I...have this on the very best authority. The trouble with you locals is you can't see the wood for the trees. You are blind to the treasures to be found in your own back yard." Bollocks, if you will excuse the repetition, Professor! This particular shindig is as phoney and ersatz as it comes. Believe me, I know! The presiding genius is a relative of. "Kay looked at me with a big smile on her face, then back at him and said, "That will be no problem at all, Pastor, not at all! We really don't want anything special, just a few friends, our families, and perhaps cookies and punch." She looked at the girls, then back at me, and asked, "Am I forgetting anything?"I told her I didn't think she had forgotten a thing, and looked around at the other girls for reassurance, and saw that Renee was still just sitting there with her eyes locked onto. Just sitting there next to you is turning me on so much, smelling your so lickable aftershave and feeling you so close to me. I am so horny and excited and I want you so much. I run my hand up your inner thigh as we chat. Higher I go feeling your cock through your jeans. I turn and kiss you knowing the pub is quite full and that we are being watched intently. Your hand starts to slide up my inner thigh feeling my damp pussy on my thong. Oh yes, I move my legs apart as I feel you explore. I lean. With that she leant forward over the settee gripping the settee on this side. I scarcely could believe my eyes as to the sight I was witnessing. Her mother then opened a drawer and took a tight leather glove which she put on her right hand, presumably to stop the strap from slipping, Christ this looked serious.With that she swished the strap a couple of times in the air, before landing the first stroke on Carol's quivering bottom. The noise was loud like a gunshot.“One” said Mrs.