"I'm Dave Briggs, and this is Carol Davis.Diane wants to discuss your failure to meet company dress code, and we'vebeen asked to arbitrate." Karl took...a seat as indicated, and Diane told theHR people what she thought the problem was. Karl was given a chance toanswer, and put forward his side of the argument. Dave and Carol conferredbriefly, then asked Karl to step outside a moment while they spoke withDiane. He expected a minor reprimand and orders to get a haircut. Surely thecompany wouldn't. When she walked out on the back porch to see her naked son doing laps in her own pool, she could barely muster the words, “Cory! Just what do you think you are doing?”Oh shit, I knew this was not going to end well. But I figured, I am already in trouble, what’s the harm in being a total badass? So I swam to the pool’s edge and pulled myself out of the pool and to my mother’s horror, I was sporting an 8 inch erection. I took my time getting a towel on, avoiding all eye contact with her. Once I. She’s a sales trainee. She seems nice. She suggested we room together so we’ll know someone from the beginning. I’ll get to know her on the flight.”I asked, “What time do you two meet?”She quietly said, “At six thirty.”“Wow! I better get on the road so you can pack and get to bed and sleep.” I thought. “What about your car?”“I’m getting a limo to pick me up, meet her and then take us both to the airport. Her guy will drive her to the office since they live together.” She smiled. “As much as I. He could visualize it, and knew it should work, but he could not prove it to the computer. He went back to his original program, which he knew inherently was the best, and began again. He reached the same point, and the computer faulted. He pounded the keyboard, and yelled, ‘God dammit.’ Teddy said, ‘God not do with it. You go wrong way.’ ‘What are you talking about Teddy?’ ‘You go left, when posed go right.’ ‘Where am I supposed to go right instead of left?’ ‘I tired, go sleep now.’ .