‘Well there are advantages to being retired,’ the man said as he wiped his brow and ran a hand through his white hair. He looked down at his paunc... and sighed. ‘What is?’ the woman said. She was also white haired and she looked at the man with grim fondness, both of them were nearer seventy than sixty but they still were healthy. ‘Oh just that on weekdays we have the beach to ourselves, not that it isn’t nice looking at the young chick in their next to nothings,’ the man remarked as he looked. Getting out of the parking lot is always a headache and takes forever, but tonight there was a fender bender at the exit causing an even longer delay. After about 15 minutes of not moving at all Gail had to go to the bathroom. Seems all the beer caught up with her and she couldn't wait until we got home. There were some thick bushes to the left of the car, so she hopped out, walked into them, and I saw her squar down and lift up her dress. The look on her face was pure pleasure and I could tell. ”Elyse leaned over the armrest and kissed me lightly. “And have I told you how sweet you are?”I snorted in response.“Do you prefer classy, flashy, or trashy?” she asked.“Jesus! More questions! All of the above! Use your judgment!” I said, exasperatedly.“Well, excuse me!” she protested. “I’m just trying to learn what you like.”We sat in silence about five minutes. Then I turned back to her. “I’m sorry if I was short with you.”“No, I’m sorry I was pestering you,” she responded.“You weren’t. Let. She took them and deposited them in the trash bin. She stood back looking at her handy work and I heard a heavy sigh.I'd returned to my seat, more or less settling in as she was finishing up with her "chores". When she was finished and everything sparkled, she went to the cabin control panel, picked up the telephone and had a quiet conversation with whoever had picked it up. While she was talking I tried not to look at her, but couldn't help but catch a couple nervous glances in my direction..