.. we just flat out tell’ em they’re gonna die... Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgi....The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her. Yea... sure” I replied now horny as fuck “ok great… you’re driving Mr.” she said walking away, that ass looked so fucking good in those jeans, they bounced a little as she walked away. I had the biggest boner now; I rushed to the bathroom and AXEd up a little.I waited for her in the parking lot, she had untied her hair and took off her sweater, GOODDD those breasts, and she carried a big bag with her. She gets in and said, “you don’t mind if I change in here do you?” “No… not at all” I. We'd better be there when the car pulls up or it'll be even worse." I've got it," Christi snapped her fingers, "you guys wait right here." She quickly ran upstairs.A moment later Kathy and Mommy walked calmly out the front door wrappedfrom the waist down in carefully folded sheets from the linen closet. When they reached the corner they handed their wraps to Christi and stood revealed in all their leggy glory.A boy rode by on his bicycle. His mouth dropped when he saw the naked women. "Where's. Sorry? Bit late for that isn’t it Jeff” she said sternly. “Yes” he answered, feeling very sorry for himself and showing it. He looked at his wife then at the whip in her hand. She stood up. “Right, let’s get started then. Grab the chair Jeff.” Jeff didn’t move, hoping beyond hope that somehow Audrey would see sense and not spank him. He was wrong. He heard a swish and the side of his leg stung. “Shit” he shouted. Next second he put his hand over his mouth and then said as quickly as he could.