“David, I know you’ve got a long drive ahead of you, so we’ll dispense with our usual routine. If you don’t mind I’d like to try a little hy...notism, it will speed the process along so you can get on your way.”It only took a couple of minutes before she had him in a deep sleep...“When I count to three you will be completely awake. David, one, you’re coming out of your trance, two, you’re opening your eyes and three, you are completely awake and you feel absolutely great.”David really did feel. About 3 months ago I'd lost my wife and our unborn childdue to an inattentive doctor and I was not recovering by any means. Ihad poured out massive amounts of "Too Much Information", and I expectedthis goddess to be weirded out and walk away, but she didn't."Not a disaster at all, because after going through all that, you've metme," she purred. I was in disbelief...she was still coming on strongeven after everything I'd told her. I know I've said she was gorgeous,but that really doesn't begin. “Wow” said Farty Jimbo, “If you know that, everything you are saying must be true! You’re calling me from November 21, 1963 in Dallas Texas and tomorrow Jeffery Dahmer will be arrested here in 1991. I won’t even know you until 1998. Fucken-a! What do you look like?” continued Farty Jimbo, “Are you a babe? Do you have a nice rack with big nipples?”“I have average sized breasts, but my areolas are huge. There’s only one kind of regular bra I can wear that I like that covers my areolas well. Like. I was surprised at the number of cruise guests that fondly remembered my act with Edna and were aghast that I had simply not replaced her with another singer. "The Show Must Go On!" and all that other nonsense. Even my old agent friend Randy agreed that Edna had been unique and he'd never heard another young singer that could have filled her shoes, and agreed with me that it was folly to even try.Late at night in the early hours of the morning was when I missed Edna the most, and I usually.