Fuck it, no tip likely here then but it was partly my job to see her safely to her room. “Can I get you anything?” she asked as we went in and I s...id I was OK so she asked me to hang on for a second and disappeared into another room.A few minutes later she emerged and I nearly fell over and the look on my face must have said it all. “Something for you now?” she said, standing in front of me in a tiny black thong and bra. I know what I’d like to have said, but it was more than my job was worth. Retrieving a large beach blanket and a cold beer from behind the truck seat I found a spot in the sun to relax while waiting for Darlene to arrive.I thought back to our exchange of emails over the past couple weeks. We'd both gotten more daring, more teasing, more taunting in those exchanges. But, it is so easy to write stuff when you aren't face to face and nothing immediate was likely to happen. I thought back to her final email in which she'd teased me about our 20 year age difference,. The result was that Randi's hearing was now at a different tonal quality than most people heard, but because of the vibrations in his fractured extra bone, which eventually healed, his hearing was at three times the acuity of normal.Randi almost literally could hear a mouse fart! He heard things clearly that few people ever do, such as borborygmi (that sounds like oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-etc.), caused by gases as they move through your intestines. (Many people can hear or sense their own, but. ”We finished our lunch, and I excused myself to pack an overnight bag, then Molly, Brett, and I went out to my car for the short ride to the dojo. I left my overnight bag in the car, and we went inside where Hannah was waiting. When it was time to start class, I was concerned, because neither Monica nor Amelia had arrived. I took Hannah aside.“I’m concerned they may not show up.”“Why?”“You heard the sailors at the party yesterday, right?”Hannah smirked, “Nate almost passed out he was laughing.