.. cash," he said."Too much," Col. Mokolov stated."It isn't sir. I'll have to hijack the plane carrying the shipment for that I'll require help," Spar...ow replied."Hmmm, I see, payment terms?" Col. Mokolov enquired."One million advance and balance on delivery," Sparrow said.There was no reply. "Sir, are you still on the line?" Sparrow asked."Yes, yes," Col. Mokolov said, "When will you deliver the goods?" Before Christmas this year, Sir, one more thing," Sparrow said."Of course, as is always,". Her belly was flat and hard, her waist narrow, her ass high and firm, and her breasts were huge. Obviously, a plastic surgeon had worked his magic in a lot of places. And a piercing artist had been busy, too. There was a diamond in her navel. She was a forty-four-year-old mother of two, but she looked like a thirty-year-old sex-pot ready for action."Like what you see, handsome?" she asked glibly."Yes, I do indeed." If you see something you want, don't ask. Just help yourself." Her blatant. .. Here’s some moreThese fried insect legs really ARE the bees’ knees.The baby looks just like his father. I wish he looked like my husband, instead.The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of. Startled, his eyes fly open, his hand drops away from his dick, and he sputters, "I'm so sorry, I was working on my bike and got hot and sweaty. I thought I was alone, oh, I'm terribly embarrased".As we continue walking slowly towards him, I say, "You have nothing to be embarrased about. If I had a dick that big and hard, I'd be stroking it all the time. May I touch it?".I can't believe I just said that, especially since my husband is standing right next to me. I don't know what has come.