Do sit down."He was in his late seventies I guessed wearing pale flannel trousers and a striped blazer. He wore a tie that had the air of a demented s...ake caught in an act of strangulation. It carried the blood and vomit stripes of the Marylebone Cricket Club.I felt I ought to apologise for interrupting his enjoyment of the game at a crucial moment."Enjoyment?" he snorted. "There's more fun to be had sticking your head in a wasps nest. Completely useless bunch. No backbone. No fibre." He held. But I thought this assignment would totally suck donkey balls but I had to do it. I had seen where there was big band dance every weekend with a live band playing music from the 40's. I thought what the hell and dressed up in some 40's type attire and went. Upon arrival it was just as I had thought it would be. A bunch of really old people all swaying around. So I sat my ass down to watch. The music was good and they had a bar so I started drinking. As the night wore on and the more the women. " Jessica liked cracking on her brother's truck. He was proud of it, 4-Wheel drive, extended cab, the works."Jessica, don't make fun of my truck, just cause you drive the midget mobile." He pointed through the door to her Volkswagen Beetle. "And, there's a truck as big as mine in the backyard, looks like it just got washed. Which one of you goes out with the guy that owns it?" Oh, Shane, that's not one of our boyfriend's trucks. That's Kelly's." Jessica said, feeling the air Shane sucked in. I went over and picked up my trusty razorstrop and walked casually back over to where John's bottom was sticking out. "Sweetness, Evilmommie's not mad at you, honey. This is just a part of yourtraining.honey. Are you absolutely certain that you won't clean Evilmommieout?" Johnnie began to cry a bit. "Not-not their mess. Just mine." John coughed. "Iam after all your husband" he added bitterly. I sighed and gave Johnnie's bottomthe first lash WHACK! "What do you say, Johnnie?" I asked quietly..