I awoke to noises of zipping and rustling. The guys had an early-morning flight to catch, obliterating my hopes of sleeping in. After a curious early-...orning dump, I began packing my things. When I reached into my jeans pocket to grab my two most important items, my ATM and ID, something was wrong. The gum was still there. So was my ID and keycard. But my ATM was missing. I searched the other pocket. Nothing. Checked the floor. Nothing. The bathroom. Nothing. The bed. Nothing. No fucking way. I. “Yeah, that’s what we need. A woman. A skilled female assassin. It takes a bitch to kill a bitch.” Jason Griggs couldn’t stand still. Pacing around the room, he kept muttering the words over and over, “Got to get a woman. Female assassin.”Griggs picked up the telephone and dialed the last number he ever wanted to call, then waited for her to answer.“Privet?” The woman answered in Russian.“Tatyana,” he said.“Da, what is it?” Tatyana snapped at him.“I need a woman to kill the Cat.”“Nyet,” she. As I stood transfixed, I felt a pair of hands encircle my waist. “I didn’t expect to find you in here Daisy. Would you like to stay?” Zara asked grinning deviously at me.I shook my head vigorously and she turned and led me from the room to a sofa in the main ballroom. My head was spinning from all that I had seen, and she placed a comforting arm around me and began kissing me. As I once again melted against her she slowly began to undo the buttons on my blouse, sliding it from my shoulders. . Then she was left, the sounds of the hoover could be heard for some time, he then loading the washing machine, and asking in a matter of fact way what setting to use! It was surreal, he peeled potatoes for tea, he diced carrots, he even popped to the butchers three doors away and fetched sausages and some meat for a casserole for tea next day… Maj meanwhile was still secure unable to do much, hardly able to move a twitch, and eye to eye with the leering gnome cruet, grinning at her from the.