.plzzzzzzz…or..ahy bharny lagi ah ah ah ammm ah am ah wao.. Or mera lora moo may daal liya mera lora moo may daal ker us nay 2 bar chupa kay meri mo...h niklny ko thi mene us kay moo say lora bahir nakla or moth side per phenk di or may relax ho geya wo kehny lagi kiya howa bass or nahi kerna mene kaha nahi abb.Or hum nay phir apny dadi kay ane ka intzar kiya is doran us nay phir say sex ki batain kerni shor ker di lekin mere dil bilkul nahi tha lekin phir may bohat pashtaya kay kash may us din. Seen on a nun’s gravestone: Returned unopenedAn April Fool Day contribution by mixerman478Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Lady: No, but. In case a police cruiser came by or our drugged up and pliable night watchman let the prisoners out, we kept lookouts with hand radios. We had one guy watching the front door and one on the back.We had to wait an hour after shift change for the cops to all leave for patrol. The cop shop was locked up and the night watchman was the only one in the building, aside from anybody locked up. I drove up in a rented cargo van with a couple Filipinos and headed down to the armoury, 20 minutes later the. .. C'est alors qu'elle e dit ces mots que j'entends encore " Ah mes chaussettes, désolé pour l'odeur mais c'est quand j'vais au sport, en rentrant j'ai la flemme de les mettre au sale" Ni une, ni deux, je les prends et les pressent sous mon nez. Une odeur incroyable, puante pour certains, magnifiques pour moi... Je redescendis vite sur terre lorsqu'elle me regarda un peu choquée. Avant qu'elle ne dise quoique ce soit, j'ai dis" Non ça va je trouve, elles ne sentent pas mauvais!" Elle rigola et.
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