He looked down and saw his morning wood was up and ready. He looked out the window at the little group of elves singing in the snow and beckoned a sma...l female to come over to the window."Yes, sir, what can I do?"He saw she was one of the real pretty ones with sparkling eyes and the brightest teeth ever."Sorry to bother you, honey, but Gunther is in need of some quick sucking or a bend-over if you catch my drift?"She laughed at him and said,"Drift! That is funny Mister Gunther. We are certainly. I never had any interest in guys. That all changed my freshman year in college. My roommate Jason and I both had girlfriends. We really didn’t see each other that much necause we were always out with one of them. One night he came back to the room all upset because he caught his GF cheating on him. It really tore him up. Jason was a big strong guy. He played football in high school. It was so strange seeing him broken. He moped around the room for a week straight. Finally, I couldn’t deal. Being a rare hot Saturday afternoon I was sat in our rear garden getting some sun dressed in only brief underpants with glasses, a few hardcore porno magazines and a cold drink. I knew I could have a wank undisturbed as the large willow tree made our garden remote and it overlooked by any ear house, the only way anyone could see in was to go to the fence and then look over and the only garden one could do that from was Tina,s parents garden. I used to get turned on watching Tina,s mother June. Next to the dress lay a pair of black, seamed, fully fitted stockings, a black satin suspender belt, black satin bra, and a tiny black satin gstring. There also lay a hat and a white lace garter to match the outfit. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as I pulled my long hair free from it's ponytail. My hair looked tired, as did I, and this would not do. I stripped off and gently padded into the bathroom where I showered and washed my hair. I returned to the spare room and gently dried.