" She threw a pair of black lace panties at me.I pulled them on. "I can see why you like them," I said."Come over here, sexy. I see you like them t...o. I bought them in ourcolour as you can see. They look even more appropriate on you as we aregoing to Gary's funeral. Besides what kind of name is Gary for a goth? It was time you had a new name. We are going to have to hide youerection. Tape it between your legs for now. I will have to get you avagina from the transvestite shop in town. . "Hang limply Ann until I say to wake up." Ann felt the lifeguard walking like he was carrying her out of the water."Lay her down on the blanket, bend over and give her mouth to mouth."Ann didn't think she would have to have physical contact and was about to protest when she felt big lips connect with hers."Ann wake up and look at your hero."Ann opened her eyes and stared into Tyrone's brutish face. She gasped. "Tyrone, your the model."Tyrone grinned and she saw the light reflect off a gold. “And you know, I could ask my friend to come right over to your home this peaceful Sunday morning and dish out the same rough justice to you, maybe while your wife and kids look on. But that would be the least of your worries, because you’ve got precisely five seconds to tell me the truth about that paternity test, and if you carry on lying my next stop is the hospital administrator’s office accompanied by my lawyer, with three different paternity tests showing that no way is Mr. Peter Jones. Once in her seat, I caught a whiff of her clean fresh smell. I breathed in the faint scent of her light cologne. She was so dainty and feminine. I delighted in being surrounded by her female essence. She was wearing a light almost transparent summer dress. My imagination ran wild. I wondered what else she might be wearing underneath that dress with the little rose pattern on it. How can I wait until noon, I thought. I want her right now. A moment later, I realized she had been thinking the same.