Youtube.com/embed/ulP6f9zXtTs?rel=0These are from grandpa, a bunny eater ... bad!!!!!SOME ONE LINERSI have all the money I'll ever need --If I die by4...p.m. todayI ask god for a bike. But I know god don't work that way. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said "GUESS" on it.So I said "implantsChildren in the dark have accidents, But accidents in the dark make children.If you think nobody cares your alive try missing a couple of paymentsDo not argue with an. I kept saying I'd be fine, I had TV, my records andmy books. She urged me to think about meeting kids in the neighborhood,but that never worked out well. I wasn't the football - baseball typeand I usually got laughed at.We had gone to a department store before she was supposed to leave forwork. She had already picked up a frozen pizza for me to fix fordinner, but she needed to get some last minute things before her firstshift. We were in the lingerie department and she was buying. "I was gonna be easy on you. Now, I'm gonna cram it so far up your snatch you can taste it!" His hips twisted more fiercely. "Open your fucking mouth and lick my balls!"Susan managed to turn her face aside, taking the weight of his sac on her cheek. "if you make me do that," she hissed angrily, "I'll bite the damned things of off!"The pressure eased, and the youth rocked back to glare at her. "Didn't Aunt Joyce tell you what would happen if you didn't cooperate?"The girl's voice was steady as. Now, the bastard kisses me after I'm married. Life would have been different if he'd only taken the hint in geology." My silence has one condition. I want to hear the juicy details of the — uhmm — conversation." You breathe a word and I'll tell your mother on you. Even as old as you are, you wouldn't want her to know the nasty particulars about your party at the cabin when they were out of town." My lips are sealed, just as yours should be until you work things out with Blair."Crawford was.