Someone may as well eat it.’ ‘Someone?’ he said with scorn, sipping form the cup, the water was sweet and pure, he felt its cool touch slide dow... his throat. ‘They’re dogs.’ ‘They saved your life,’ she said by means of reprimand. ‘You’d do best to remember that. They will.’ She tossed her river of hair over her shoulder, cocked her head to one side and examined him for a moment, a sad, wistful look in her eyes. After a long moment she roused herself from her thoughts and fetched him a bowl of. By surviving, I meant not getting knifed in my sleep. Somehow, I considered the possibility of a miracle, I continued to lecture the Sunday school kids for over a year. Sample themes:How Jesus Brought Whores to God.Blessed are the Persecuted for They will Fuck you in the EndPokemon May Not Have Souls, but They Do Have Cunts and Assholes.How God Cuckolded Joseph and Raped His Son into Mary.Steven Universe is God’s Way of Humbling False Goddesses, with Boy Cock.James Brown is actually the Trinity. It is in fact the only original activity God left."The class all had their eyes focused on the Sex Ed. Teacher as if in shock. Pretty much everyone had looked up some good rebuttals for when the teacher started saying what a horrible thing sex was, but what were they to say to this guy?"So," Dr. Lewis said, "am I telling you to go out and start having sex like rabbits?" Lana threw him a hopeful, 'oh yes please' look. Dr. Lewis however said, "No, I'm not! Am I therefore telling you not to have. Finally, it came to leave. How was I going to do this? I had to make sure she was out of her room so I could go in. And did I really have time to get back to my room and then back to the car? Another brilliant idea came. I texted Alison and said "My knee is sore from that walk. Can you text me when you're in the car and just ask Brian to drive to the entrance to pick me up?" By this time I was getting nervous that she might have noticed the air freshener and would notice it missing later. I.