"When I get my hands on that husband of mine..."She then paused and looked to her daughter and asked, "Where is yourfather anyway?" Giant Pandas are n...arly extinct. Since Pops would not survive in thewild, I 'donated' him to the Tokyo zoo, as breeding stock."Saotome Nodoka was not satisfied. "So all he has to do is sit around andeat all day, and then once in a while mate with a female panda. He gotoff too easy. I think we should make panda soup of him."Ranma held up her hand once more, a smile. ’ ‘I knew it the moment I first saw you. I was even more sure, the first time you opened your mouth to speak. Some folks say that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but I know when our eyes met that day, you felt exactly the same way as I did. I knew that you were the one man for me and that I was the only girl you’d ever love as much as you do!’ Again Susan stopped speaking and looked into my eyes again. ‘It’s still there, Peter. I can see into your heart, when I look into your. By the time she came back i had managed to calm my throbbing member. To my surprise she sat by the desk next to me. She quietly ripped a page from a notebook and wrote 'hey im bored wanna hav sum fun?' I played it cool and wrote back a simple 'yeah, wat do u hav in mind' and quickly passed the paper on. With a smirk on her face she replied 'truth or dare?'and i replied 'dare'For the next 30 minutes we dared each other to make noises and ask Mrs Greyman wierd questions. Then finally i asked for. I bought sex toys, ben-wah balls and vibrators, I even took myself off to Jamaica for a week where I enjoyed seven nights of totally uninhibited sex including a threesome with a young German couple when I had the delightful experience of being sodomized whilst feasting on a very wet pussy!When I got home, there was a pile of letters behind the front door, I binned them all and phoned my son,"Hello darling, how are you?" Bloody fed up mum, where have you been?" I went away for a week, why?" Do.