She did.“Boy shorts and a bra.”“Nice. What is your BFF wearing?”“The same.”They giggled. They hugged each other for support. She was ge...ting anxious. She didn’t know whether to keep going. It was just a game. What was the harm? “How big is your BFF?She was puzzled, then she realized what he wanted.“Small Bs.”“Are you bigger?”“Ds.”Her friend giggled. They were both excited. The room felt heavy and portentous. She wondered what he would want next. She wondered if she would do it.“Take. ”This one is compliments of Reltney MFeeling philosophical today, so I thought I’d share a gem from undergrad school:Sartre Theorized, “To do is to be” Camus countered, “To be is to do” Sinatra synthesized the differing viewpoints: “Do be do be do!”These are compliments of Smokeyjoe from the land down under!What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!Q: What kind of bees produce milk?A: Boobies!Q: What do you call a woman. Going up the stairs the second time was much easier wearing the flats Ihad worn the day before. I was supposed to don the heels when I reachedthe stage, but until then, things would be easier.Once I reached the roof, I noticed that everything had been cleared off.The only things left were the stage and the band's equipment. The onlypeople milling about were the band and Jonothon and Katrina. It lookedlike it was ready for filming."Okay, Sarah," Jonothon said to me. "I want you to start on the. ’ There were a couple of times that he slipped and went anyway, but he decided not to mention that. ‘Isn’t it funny,’ she said. ‘How long have we been married? And we’ve never talked about any of this…’ ‘We never talked about much, really,’ Harry said. ‘I know,’ she giggled. It was strange to see Trish giggle. Her voice was deep enough that it didn’t sound like it, but her face was lit up all girlishly. ‘We found plenty of other things to do… Come to think of it, mine and Jack’s sex was never.
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