” I turned and said, “Yeah, I can’t wait. I’m flying down to Mexico in the morning.” “Damn, he replied, “That must be nice!” I smi...ed and said, “That’s why I can’t wait.” We made some more small talk about where I was going and how he had never been to the Caribbean. As I made my way out to the parking lot, the trucker was walking over to his rig. He walked around the truck, checking it out. I got in my truck and drove over to where he was parked. I asked him if he was driving through. . and finish this, baby!"Karen looked around the room. "What the ..." She looked under the table. "Godamnit!" She jammed her fingers into the pockets of the oil-soaked shirt that was draped over one of the stools. "Fuck!" She began opening cabinets and looking inside."What are you looking for?" I asked."That plot convenience! I left it sitting right here!" Oh, that big rubber 'Playschool' one with the 'Sleeping Beauty' stickers? It's in the drawer with the bottle opener," I said, adding, "It. Oh well, I was tired now anyway. So home I went and got a good night of sleep. Played golf again Sunday, I did pretty well, and this time one of the guys wanted to go for a beer. We had 2 and I told him about Karen. He said it happens sometimes and asked if I wanted to come to his home and have a good home cooked meal with his family, I told him maybe some other time, and we headed our ways. I got home had a couple more beers ate a quick dinner and went to bed early.The next work-week started. Don’t you wanna go up to all those fit scallies and say to ‘em, “You horny fuckers.” And like you wanna grab their dicks through their trackies, don’t you? And you wanna pull their trackies down and grab hold of their big sweaty scally dicks. All my scally mates, they make me feel dead horny.All my mates, they all know I’m a dirty bastard. I do something well dirty when I’m feeling horny. And they all know when I’m gonna do it. Like we’ll all be hanging about on the corner or outside Cellar 5.