As I pulled up to the Housing area I was thinking about some of the changes in my wife's behavior just before I left. She had started wearing tighter ...nd shorter skirts, started having a few drinks a couple of times a week, followed by her wanting to have sex. She had always had a very hairy bush, but seemed offended on the several times that I suggested that she trimmed her bush, yet she had trimmed it very nicely just before I left. Something was going on with her that she wasn't telling me. Can you bring us two tossed salads with Thousand Island dressing right away, please.”I replied, “Yes Ma’am.”I went into the kitchen and took two salads off from a friend and asked him to make two more for his customers. I grabbed two cups of dressing out of the cooler and rushed back to their table.Sylvia said, “Thank you so much.” Then she spread her legs for me. “I figure that you deserve a special treat for such quick service.”She knew that I could see through the table and she kept her legs. "Instead of responding or preparing to defend herself, Betty laughed. She took a step forward and spread her arms. "You want me, come and get me."All three men halted. The apparent leader took a step back. "Huh?" If you want to rape me, knock yourselves out," Betty offered, smiling at them."Wait a minute," The guy in the flowered shirt asked, waving the other two men back. "What game are you playing?" Just be warned, if you try," Betty continued, ignoring his response, "you'll die a horrendous. It wasn't exactly the needle in the haystack scenario. It's more the needle in the silver carpet scenario. Not finding it could prove very harmful indeed.At 5 AM I was still thinking about it when I put Lady and Tramp outside to do their thing. The two girls were half asleep so there wasn't much play. They came right back in and checked out the house before crawling back into the bed they shared.I rode the trike to the DQ. From the mess on the table it looked as though Steve and Sterlin had.