I was helping out Marcia, the hostess, in the kitchen. When everything seemed pretty much under control I wandered out to the bar for another glass of...wine. As I stood there looking for an opened Pinot Grigio, I felt someone walking up behind me and turned to see my next door neighbor, Lisa."Hey Sue", she said, "nice party, huh?" Yeah, it is. A perfect night for it. I can't believe how fast these k**s grow up." Believe me, I know!" she laughed.Lisa was a single - OK, divorced - mother of two. She leaped over the bed at me, kicked me in the balls as hard as she could and leg swept me to the floor. Sprawled on top of me with a wrist lock threatening to break it if I did not do what she said. She got close to my ear and whispered "No one has ever made cum like that and there is no fucking way you are ever going to fuck me with that small dick. You are now my bitch and I swear to God I will severely hurt you if you disobey me again." Suzanne was a big girl. Always did the suicide. It really did."No," I said. "Of course not." Liar!" Please, Lily. Stop it. I can't imagine any such thing."Yes, I could imagine it. It would be awesome!"Tell you what, Britney, why don't you go hide in the pool shed and watch what happens after your aunt returns." I told you, she's not my real aunt." Just go into that shed and wait. Take your towel and bikini. I'll tell Fiona that you had to leave." What are you going to do?" You'll see. I'm going to show you first-hand how hot two women can be. “How do you think I feel? Like shit warmed over. How would you feel under the same circumstances?” I snarled back.“Lucky.”“Lucky. You call this lucky?”“Yes lucky,” he said. “If that young woman had not gotten that bike of you as fast as she did you would not be here today.”“What young woman, what bike?”“From what I understand the guy who clipped you tried to do a wheelie so as not to hit you and lost control. His bike fell across your body. This young lady jumped right in and lifted it off you.
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