"While I was there I got a chance to watch them living together. I mean I made a point of trying to listen in on them when they didn't know I was ther...." Thanks, buddy." This is what I get for having friends. "Real classy." John, you went from not wanting anyone near you to having a houseful of kids living with you. What the hell was I supposed to think?" Nothing!" I snapped. "It's none of your fucking business who lives in my damn house!" Right. And I'm just supposed to let some con artists. If I spank your sexy ass, I’ll want to make you sit on my cock and fuck you right in front of her.”“Then I’ll ask her she wants to play the Naughty Uncle Sex Game where you are the uncle who makes us to bend over your knee so you can spank our naked butts and we’ll see if she’ll fall for it. Who knows, she may secretly wish her Uncle Vinny would spank her then rub her ass just before he fucks her.”“Shit, Jillian. You need to help me spank Josalyn and your momma’s asses like that. I’d fuck a. " What's strange though is my friend actually had sex at least 10 times already with former girlfriends. I was actually the virgin. (Yeah, I was that White Protestant k** in a rural northeast town that rarely tried to do any mischief)I still am a virgin as I'm writing this. But what happened at the club that night was truly amazing. I feel like I have a better idea at what real sex is like short of actually turning in my V-Card.I lap danced with a few chicks. One was a hot Milf brunette. She. It wasn’t long until a guy from one of the couples across the pool made his way through the water over to me, positioned himself between my legs and started sucking me with considerable enthusiasm. His girl soon followed and started helping her guy work my pleasure pole. Then a guy that was sitting next to me leaned over and began licking and sucking my closest nipple…a combination that I absolutely love. While this all felt fantastic I was soon close to overboiling so to change things up I.