Has it ever occurred to you that there might be more to lovemaking than just kissing my breasts and climbing on top?"After living together for a year,...the relationship was spiraling down into the doldrums. Jo wasn't even my type physically -- I like 'em big, blonde, and curvy -- and she's a petite brunette. We didn't have much else in common either. We weren't even talking much. In short, we were just plain bored with each other.One evening she brought home one of those weirdo magazines that. And lots more. You won't be the first." I don't know. Its not me..." It won't be. It will be Erica. With a wig, makeup, and all that, nobody will know that it's you. You won't be embarrassed by anyone recognizing you." I don't know...." Look." said Helen. "What if you try on a stage costume right now? Once you're in the getup, tell us what you think. If you can tell that it's you, then we'll forget it. But if you look good enough that no one would recognize you, then what harm could one gig. ”Aww” she said, “will it keep my tits warm?”I said “No, but it’ll round ‘em up and point ‘em in the right direction!”A farmer is getting dressed in the morning when his wife asks him why his Wellington boots have L and R marked on them “That’s so I know which boot to put on which foot, I put the R one on the right foot and the L one on the left foot” the farmer told his wife, to which she replied, “Ah, so that’s why my knickers have C&A on them”Two Women were chatting in office... Woman 1: “I. Guy 1: I think her bf presses those boobs daily. I wanna cum for her boobs alone.I was so surprised that on hearing those I thought I should be angry but I got so turned on. I started getting wet and there was an itching sensation between my legs but I couldn’t do anything about it.I went and got the food and left the place. I went to my friends and told them they were talking about them badly. They interestingly asked me what they said? What did they talk about? I told them to shut up and.