“Jesus, Mom!” Susan said aloud, “Give me a moment, this is complicated… ahhhh… go watch some TV. I’ll be out.”No reply came from outside... but the footsteps paused.James stopped.“Why are you laughing?” asked Susan, bewildered.“It’s just that…” James struggled to control his quiet laughter.“What?”“It’s just that this is like such a porny situation, mom. I mean…”Susan knew what he meant and could not help breaking out in a giggle herself.“Come, James,” she said at last, taking her son by his. Just then Lisareappears in a blue bridesmaids dress and say "perfect!" grabs my arm andsays let's go! With the help of the women in the shop I am led out to awaiting limo and with difficulty put in the back, Lisa climbs in andwe're off.We arrive a little while later at a small church where I am helped out ofthe limo to the sound of a camera clicking and people standing outsidethe church owing and awing! Lisa says up the stairs and in now dear and Ifind myself moving as if I was a robot being. And then she got an idea."Wait a second. I just realized something," Kate said. Alex drew the plastic dick out of her mouth and asked, "What?" She was having such a good time, learning this new experience. She hadn't ever seen a flesh and blood penis in person, but with her sister's help she hoped she would soon.Kate continued, "This isn't really realistic, me holding it like this. It's not very genuine." "Well, what do you propose?" Alex asked lustily, thinking Kate would bring in one of her. I said, honestly, I don’t know. In hindsight, I wish I never had. I said she should have been a nun, because she never really got into sex, it was more of a chore for her. Sharon asked if I ever saw her after that. I told her no, because she moved down south somewhere.Sharon then asked if she could spend the night in here. I said, Sweetie, I hope you want to spend every night in here, for now on. She looked at me and said, oh god, that sounds awesome, but, what will people say? I said, who is.