After a bit, Lauren looked at Jack and brushed her hair behind one ear. “So,” she said, “Scott said that he told you that I thought you were cu...e.” Jack started to smile, and shrugged his shoulders as he nodded. “Do you find me attractive, too?” she asked.At that point, Scott walked back into the room and sat back at the table. Jack somewhat nervously glanced at Scott, then back at Lauren. “It’s okay, I still want you to answer. Do you find me attractive?” Lauren asked again. Scott sat,. I am so happy I could burst. I’ve been trying to do little special things for her to keep her jacked up. I’ve shown her the other DVDs we bought, I’ve gotten her flowers everyday, and I send her snappy little sexy text messages at least once an hour.”I looked around. Our part of the office was empty except for the two of us at that moment. “Quick. Take your phone out of your pocket.”Sean produced his phone, but looked dumb about what to do next.“Take my picture for Pam.” I hiked up my skirt and. " Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?" Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!" Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."The Difference between Grandpa and Grandma Have you ever wondered. Julie took my hand and led me down the street towhere a sign said "Big John?s Pub? Happy Hour 5:00."It was noisy inside and filled with patrons. As weentered the doors, though, my heart just aboutstopped. On a stage across the bar was Mistress,dressed in her favorite black leather mini and asleeveless shirt, perfectly made up and wicked."Happy hour has begun," she yelled into the mike,amid cheers from the patrons. "Today?s happy hour isspecial. We have a drink promotion for the ladies.Its.
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