Most are in the park, sunning on benches, lying on the grass. There is one of me from last summer, wearing the dress that got me the worst leers that ...irst week at work, the one I have never worn to work again. The one that showed my nipples in the air conditioning. Even in the park, it seems almost transparent in her drawing. Around the bend, the women are less formally dressed, a few buttons open at the top, top open to the waist, sheer bra, topless. I find myself looking more at the yellow. Without hesitation, she passes them as they enter. They seem not to believe their eyes. They chatter excitedly to each other as they pass me. I don't think they notice me. As Susan crosses the short vestibule to the front door, she passes a club employee who is serving a couple who are purchasing some liquor to take home. The female employee gasps, covering her mouth with her hand, and the couple turn to see what has caught her interest."What is she doing?" I am not sure this question is. "I knew you'd come around!" Dawn squealed."No! I just need to talk to you. About what happened out there." Oh." Listen, I know you like me. Like, like me like me. Never thought I'd say something like that. Wow. Anyway, I need to tell you something. But no one else knows. So don't tell them. Um... B and I are... together. Like, together." Whoa. Didn't see that coming." Dawn said sarcastically."Excuse me?" Come on! You two are so obviously into each other! Everyone can see it. It was just a. "Oh... my... gawd," I dead-panned, "isn't this just exciting? Someone famous has come to see us!"No one knew whether to laugh or not."Or else," I shrugged, "someone famous got some very bad directions."As the chuckles wore away, I turned to Lydia, amazement all over my face. "Don't tell me you gave this as the delivery address to Ed McMahon and Dick Clark? Hallelujah! The family manor is saved!"Lydia gave me a squirrely look, but I let my train of thought roar down the track."Can you see.
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