GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He ca...led her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world. I was asked by Ken if would run him down to Brighton to pick up some things from a friend of his who lived in that part of the country and Ken had lost touch with him over the years but they had made contact through another mutual friend.Well the day came and we set off along the coast road to Brighton, we found the address and knocked on the door, the door opened and this very tall man answered it and as soon as he saw Ken they sort of hugged and made pleasantries whilst walking in a very. Joan then took Kathy’s hand leading her back down the path,”I better go talk to them”Beth said as she got up taking her clothes .”Thank you honey “she said giving me a kiss “come back and see me again please” then went to catch up with her daughter.I said there looking at them getting dressed down below after Joan hugged her mother and started walking away. Well that was interesting I thought walking back where I had parked the van.It was still pretty early so I decided to drop by Debra's. " I bent over and dropped my sponge in the bucket and we started for the barn. He stayed a little behind me and I put a wiggle in my walk knowing he was looking at my ass. I was starting to get hard and there was no way to conceal it in my bikini. We were about half way to the barn when he piped up. "By the way, my name is Tom and I hope you don't mind me saying so, but you look very nice in your bikini. You fill it out great ...both in the back and front." I turned and smiled at him over my.