Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a po...n star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of pirates as being all smiley. Actually, they’re all Somali... I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.Inside a Russian woman, there’s another Russian woman.I was in the park the other day, watching a man feed the birds. After. There is someone standing over me and I can sense them. They squat down and ever so slightly lower themself on me. My now aching cock is being engulfed by the wet vagina lips of a very sensual woman. She lowers her self on me and I slide deeper in her. As I am almost all the way in she stops and starts to draw back up squeezing me as she does. I try to get more but my hands cannot move. Again she lowers her self this time twisting from side to side as she does untill I am all the way in. I can. Let's go."He and mom went out the door. Carol looked at us and shrugged in response to our unspoken questions. She only said, "I got your message last night. I almost freaked out when your mom called and told me how she wanted me to dress today. What the hell is going on?!"Lisa and I could only shrug and tell her we have no idea.As we turned to follow my parents outside, Carol asked, "Are we in trouble?"I replied despondently to Carol's question, "We don't have a clue. They won't answer any. .and he added, "little Kimmie girl likes to have her titties played with. Doesn't she?"I concurred on his tongue...Meanwhile John and Suzie were locked in an embrace on the sofa next to us. Suzie was laying on her side against the back of the sofa and John was laying on his side in front of her. He was kissing her neck and rubbing her titties with one hand while he had his other hand on her soft girly arse. Her dress had hiked all the way up her waist and her pretty stockings and panties were.