I was twenty-five, alone, and a little sour. My wife, on the other hand, was a victim of a drive-by boyfriend in college, one who helped himself to he... virginity with pledges of undying love, and then broken it off, cleanly, so as to cause the least pain. Oh, right. Anyway, fate placed us together in a common small city, working with common friends, their associations with us led them to play mass-matchmaker. We danced around one another at first, as will all new acquaintances, revealing bits. Why do you wanna know?”“I dunno,” she said. “I just think it’s cool.”I cocked my head to the side and looked at her coolly, inviting her to continue.She blushed and looked at the ground. “Paul,” she said, her voice barely a whisper. “Sometimes, it’s all I think about.”“What?”“You know ... doing it.”I was silent for a moment and she shifted her weight.“I think there must be something wrong with me,” she said.When I stepped close to her, she looked up at me tearfully. “There’s nothing wrong with. " "So, you were looking for a new one?" "Meu Deus," Juliana sighed and hooked her fingers under the straps of her swimsuit. She peeled the suit down, baring her huge, round breasts. They were the size of cantaloupe melons and tipped with large, dark areolae. She reached down, grabbing Mark's right hand and put it firmly on one breast. Mark's eyes went wide as his hand was filled to overflowing, her skin was cool compared to the heat of the air and he could feel the soft nub of her nipple. Karla never said a word!" No reason to, I suppose. How are things with you and..." Don't ask, Jim. I found out he'd been doing the horizontal tango with his secretary five years ago." Christ, the little blond bit. Karla never said a word to me about that either. Bloody-hell, you let him get away with it for long enough though, didn't you?" What do you mean by that? Anyway, she was a brunette half his age and she'd only been married herself for about a year. Are you trying to tell me he was.