It afforded him the opportunity to sit around in his underwear and read online message boards. Jerk off a little, catch up on some things around the h...use (like napping) and think about some projects like cleaning out the gutters or expanding the garage that he liked to say he was going to do (but never did).When he first met Wendy back in middle school she was all knees and elbows. In High school she was that awkward geeky chick who sat in the back of the class and laughed along with him at. My first thought was that Mrs. Clarke had forgotten something so I was a little surprised to see Zoe walk into the room."Hi there," I said, "I thought you had a date?" I was supposed to," Zoe replied, "but I got stood up. Fancy a drink?"Before I could say anything she'd opened a bottle of wine and brought in two glasses. She poured a couple of generous measures of wine and we both took a large gulp."What are you watching?" Zoe asked. When I started to tell her it was an important Premier. Her pregnant belly seemed to have gotten more bloated due to the gas building up in her abdomen. Some bloody fluid has also started to ooze out from her mouth. They carried her in to the waiting holy man who dismissed them from the room. He lighted candles and incense and placed them around the corpse then walked around her, muttering incantations. He then pulled up her dress to have sexual intercourse with the corpse as part of the ritual. He was careful not to be too vigourous as her swollen. Functional seemed to be the thing. Still, to me, I found her sexy as hell, and so did my dick, which was rising to the occasion. “Ok” she said, “If we’re going to play around again, then you might as well get some practice at undoing a bra.” She scooted over to me and seated beside me she said “I’m going to start necking with you, and you reach around and try undoing my bra with one hand.” I giggled and leaned in for our first kiss. Lorlei was not at all shy and kissed me hard and wet. She had.