The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.14. One of your kids w...s born on a pool table.15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.And in closing...Two good ol' boys in a Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking. During lunch we sat outside doing homework. I was distracted be a new topic of conversation, “Did you fuck her?” Zoe asked with a smile. I turned to her with hesitation and sighed, “If you must know, yeah we did. Are you happy now?” I retorted. Surprisingly Zoe’s face didn’t subside from her cheerful smile. She teased lightly, “Awww, did my baby really go and break my promise?” I frowned at her immediately, “I never promised anything, what Kylie and I do is our own business. You can’t forbid me. When he picked her up in his strong arms, one arm under her thighs, and the other around her back and shoulders, she wondered how she was going to keep herself under control for the walk across the lake. She couldn’t help but let a moan of desire escape her lips, a moan she hoped for now would sound like a grunt as she shifted into position. Immediately, the tension in her womanhood, which she had kept under control, sprang full to life, and she could feel herself throbbing with desire. The. Yes, it was a lot less than she would ever dream of wearing normally, but there was something about it that made her feel incredible. As she twisted and turned in front of the mirror, she had an idea, and decided to bring it up with Pete when she went for the next shoot.After a few moments, she decided to go for it… But not yet, instead, making her mind up that she would wear that for the last shoot of the night. She went back to the bag, hoping to find something she liked to put on for the.