"Our foreheads were touching and I could see tears trickling down Tish's cheeks as I spoke."You don't really need me to tell you how I feel, do you?" ...he whispered. "You know. I know you know. The whole world knows." I just need to hear you say it. I guess I'm a bit insecure that way." I love you, Oswald Charles Hanswatter. I've never loved anyone as much as I love you. I want to be your wife and have your babies and live with you forever." OK, that's good for starters," I kidded. My reward was. Jenny looked out and said, “Oh my god, it’s Derrick!”I went to the door and opened it to confront him. Derrick walked up to me and asked, “Are you John Paterson?”I was not about to lie. The name Paterson was on the mailbox, “Yes, I am. What do you want?”Derrick stuck his finger in my face and said, “I am here for that bitch Jenny, and don’t give me any of your lip fuck-head.”I was not about to back down and told him Jenny was not going anywhere with him. That’s when he sucker punched me and. ”“I loved it. I wanted it. No guy ever wanted to. I think I love you.”“I think I love you, too. To be honest, I’ve never really had sex. Girls have sucked me off, but when I suggest pussy, they are intimidated by two dicks.” Matt was not lying.“I love your dicks.”“Should I drive you home?”“Yeah…I need some sleep.”“Okay.”Matt helped her into the front passenger seat, where she continued to sit, drained of energy. He rolled down the window for her, and let her get cold wind against her face. Not exactly a mind-blowing chat-up line but it started a conversation and was a foot in the door!A bit later, a bit drunker and a bit braver, I wondered over to their table and to see if I could get a proper chat going with them and they were all friendly girls and after a minute or two invited me to sit with them. I honestly can't remember the average looking girls name. Not because she was only average, but because she didn't feature much in most of the night and it was 10 years ago! The.