Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”Broken Coffee Table $239...99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirins $ .38Saying the right thing, at the right time: PRICELESS!Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0. ? ?Now if you promise not to scream, we?ll remove thegag.? Do you promise?? She nodded her head, swearing to herself that she would havethem killed if they didn?t release her immediately.? She bent her head forward to allow them toremove the gag, feeling the sting as the tape was removed. ?You guys are never going to get away with this.? My parents are expecting me and do you knowwho my boyfriend is?? He is going to kickyour ass if you don?t?? she stopped mid-sentence, when they started. She went into a booth and took off her shirt, leaving her bra on and hiking her skirt up to expose her cute little thong panties. A young guy walked by and stopped to gawk at her and when she motioned him to come inside, he entered and closed the door behind him. He looked around the same age as her, maybe a year or two older, and reminded her of Mark. He was chubby, very nerdy looking, and just stared at her nervously. She asked if he wanted a blow job and when he replied he'd never done. " I said, sharply.I took a black scarf and wound it round her eyes so that she was unable to see. Then I pushed her towards the entrance to the secret passages. Having opened the door I pushed her inside. I would have carried her as I did Annabelle, but she was a good bit heavier, and there are limits! However, when she arrived in the torture chamber she was thoroughly disoriented. I stood her on the cross, one foot at a time and secured her ankles."What..." she quavered."Silence," I.