He explained that he really wanted to get home to his girlfriend because she wasn't feeling well but he was responsible for locking up the store. Well...with only ten minutes left before official closing time and no sign of potential customers we offered to hold up for the last stint and let him go home.The wife I suppose I should describe a little. Her name is Louise and at 5' 10 is a little tall but that doesn't stop her wearing heels. This just makes her legs seem to go on forever! I'm not a. Before she could say anything, Emily and Kevin had helped the two lock her neck and wrists in what they called a yoke, holes cut between a pair of boards. "You can fight or you can go quietly," Emily told her. "But either way you wind up wearing it." It wasn't just beer that the partygoers poured down her throat -- that was just the odd chaser. Mostly it was tequila, 151-proof rum, cheap but strong vodka, and anything else that would likely stun a mule. Emily and Dayna wouldn't even let her out. " Josh, you don't forget. I want a urine sample before breakfast tomorrow. Don't eat or drink anything tonight," Mom said and I frowned at her. "Except, Jennifer's semen, I mean. That's okay, of course. The more the better, so..." Right, Missus Doc, okay," Josh smiled agreeably and he was used to my mom by then and they really liked each other a lot, I think."Just put it in the fridge," she said. "Your sample, I mean." And make sure the cap's on tight," Daddy chuckled, taking Mom's arm. "Come. You want to meet me at the Cracker Barrel next door?" Just wait for me where you are. I'll come right down," Ray said, trying not to sound disappointed."Did you sleep well?" Carolyn asked as soon as they'd been seated at the Cracker Barrel Restaurant and handed menus."Reasonably well," he said. "But you! You look ridiculously fresh for someone who's just come off an eight-hour shift, and who's been up for — what? — fourteen hours and counting?" Well, it was a pretty quiet night in Intensive.