Take these for me, please?" My mom was blushing furiously as she picked up her underwear between her thumb and finger, exhibiting them to anyone in th...t restaurant who cared to notice."I ... Yes, ma'am," the waiter blushed. "I'd be happy to." I don't need them anymore," my mother said behind closed eyes.The man took them in his hand gingerly and looked at me, smiling and wondering what the joke was. Perhaps he was concerned that we were mocking him somehow. I simply smiled back at him and a. "The rest of the day was a great success, although Veronica swore as she prepared to go home that her throat would never be the same! Not after all that screeching! Her legs and arms would be sore for weeks afterwards, what with all those hours stretched out on the rack! She would never have considered it possible for her body to be so pulled apart for so long and still survive! However, Algernon was delighted with the day's work."See you next weekend for the rest of your ordeal." he said, as. I parked the car and we got out. Lisa very excited but I could tell she was always a little nervous. "Where are we going baby?" She asked. "We're going to have to go in for you to find out." I replied again with my very devilish smile. "Ok, let's do it!" she replied and we headed in. We opened the door and were met by the bouncer and music in the background. I paid the cover charge and we walked in. We took two steps inside and my wife grabbed my arm tightly with excitement and said "Are you. Remove whichever item you see fit.” A further pause. The battle lines were drawn, and all that remained was for the two combatants to prepare for battle, to enter the arena. I lifted my glass up to face height. “Cheers.” We clicked glasses and the battle started. We’d both d***k a lot by this time, and the going was much slower. We were almost sipping at times, and I had to fight the gag reflex to f***e the syrupy, golden liquor down my throat. I could see he was the same. Two Christians,.