Creeping down the dark corridor he looked in, disappointed. The room stank of alcohol, the only light on was the TV on mute. Joe's mom, Joyce, was lyi...g on the couch with a glass of something amber.Hidden in the doorway Joe ran his gaze down her body. Joyce had let herself go over the past few months but could still turn heads if she ever left the house. Her most impressive feature was her large tits that could drown a man. Still surprisingly perky for her age they suited her now, softer. ” She said night and her IM clicked off.Being honest I was in a bit of a quandary. I had never cheated on my wife in reality before and though cybering online was good fun as was phone sex it was more just a way of releasing my higher libido. At 3am I decided I would slip out in the morning as I usually did and call for a coffee on the way to the pool. I mean having a coffee with someone isn’t really cheating atleast that’s how I rationalised it.I was like a youngster on his first date as I. One night, same front seat grinding, she unziped my pants, and sucked my cock like she hadnt had any for a long long time, she soon got a reward of my hot load down her throat. i started to unbutton her jeans, she stopped me, "no, i have to go" no problem... this happened several times over the next couple weeks. i sent her a message one afternoon, to meet me sat night, change of plans. she kept askig, what are we doing, where are we going? told her going to a motel,going to be a long night. By all means do I promote funding to help poor, unfortunate, unnatural men like you get sex changes or something. I feel bad for you, not being able to fuck a fruit fly. I should get your ass tattooed with a warning label tramp stamp warning anyone who dares to touch you that you've got a special talent in being unsatisfactory to both sexes because of infantile dick syndrome!"The entire room nearly fell to the floor laughing harder than they have ever been able to all while at the camp. The man.