I mentioned thatI was convinced that I could pass as a girl because of my role in agender-bending Shakespeare play. Well, Hamperdown was also casting...fora work by Shakespeare. It was "The Merchant of Venice" where theleading lady (Portia) delivers her key speeches while disguised as aman. I had no real expectation of getting the role because I was ajunior, but I was told that my male voice was so good that I was in therunning for the lead. My moonboot would need to come off in time forthe. "Jeremy! You go first!" Everyone hooted and hollered, and a bunch of guys slapped him on the back. Jeremy is pretty ripped, a good six-pack, solid golden brown tan all over him, stopping briefly where his shorts usually start and starting again at just above his knees, not a bad looking guy all around. His eyes are dark moss green and hair light brown and cut short. I tipped my head slightly towards the clarinet girl in front of me and whispered, "I wouldn't mind having a go with him," smiling. .. I guess I feel that way about my job in general. You guys are the real power here, I'm just here to help you ... express yourself ... yourselves."Cool it, Ron. Rule #2. Besides, even if I wanted to take this further, this cubicle isn't exactly the most private place. Which led the devil in me to make a most improper suggestion."Look, I know you want to get off to a good start here, and it can be embarrassing to have some goof show up in a formal review, so if you'd like, you can bring your. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.The woman says: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished and he calmed right down. How does a glass of water do that?”The Doctor says: “The.