As I paid the barber I glanced in the mirror and thought, ‘Hhhmmmm, Shirley will be impressed with her man tonight.’ I shook my head in disgust at...my thought process and the barber spotted it.“Is everything alright, Goyse?”“Yes, fine. You have done a splendid job as always.”His wife was sitting in the corner and she mouthed something but no sound came out. I was certain that she said, “Bullshit artist.”As I walked past her I winked and said quietly to her, “Yep, I’m good at that.”She laughed. "At present, I am now hyper-drive capable, I estimate another 47 hours, 33 minutes 'til I am trans-warp capable. I also estimate I have the highest light shield ability now at 60%." Shelby reported."Conner," Derrick asked."I now have all weapons available though, not at full power it will take another 4 days 23 hours 'til I have full power to weapons. I estimate another 23 hours 32 minutes 'til I am trans-warp capable, though hyper-drive will still remain off-line. I am happy to say I do have. ‘Uh, that rabbit stuff is just for you, babe. Me man. Man eat meat!’ he said in a caveman impression that made me giggle. I love him even more because he’s a dork — like me. We sat on the patio, eating dinner, drinking wine, talking about his recent trip and discussing plans for a future vacation to a vineyard in Northern California. When my favorite Norah Jones song came up in the playlist, he stood up and asked me to dance. I thought he meant on the patio, next to the table, but when I stood. Meri kuwari chut faad de tu. Chod mujhe apni ghodi bana ke. Meri chut teri hai aaj, kothe ki raand samajh ke chod aaj tu mujhe.”Jaise jaise main bol rahi thi, woh apni speed badhaye ja raha tha. Mujhe maza itna aa raha tha ki main firse jhadne wali thi. Main bhi zor zor se aage peeche hone lagi uski speed ke sath sath. “Kya sexy lauda hai tera, meri sadiyon ki pyaas bujha di. Aur zor se kar, main jhadne wali hun.”Itna bol ke main jhad gayi, aur thode se dhakke aur lagan eke baad woh bhi jhad.