Sue grabbed my hand and we walked to their table. Sue jumped in beside the young guy and I sat beside her. My brother-in-law acknowledged us with a ne...vous look, and Sue boldly told him "we saw you take this girl outside to the parking lot." He was dumbfounded and both he and the girl started stuttering trying to think up an excuse. Without giving either time to answer, Sue grabbed the young guys hand and nudged me out of the booth dragging him with us. "I'm going to take him and my brother to. One minute she is sitting on your face and the next she is on top of me. I was still coming down from my orgasm from riding you and she kicked in the afterburners. It was extremely intense. By the way, the weapon in your pants is trying to attack me. Is this conversation turning you on?" Absolutely," I replied. "I usually get excited with you in my arms. Sometimes it's more intense than other times." You two need to get a room!" we heard Lena say. "And take me with you!"That cracked us up and I. I’ve written letters instead. I don’t have friends or relatives to correspond with, in spite of that I have far more exciting people to contact - stars and celebrities. I’m sure you’ve guessed by now. Yes! The soap stars. I rang the BBC and the others - ITV etc - and the switchboard ladies gave me the addresses. Two dozen letters have winged their way to my favourites and I can’t wait for the replies.Last weekend as I was putting out the milk bottles I saw my neighbour, Mrs Willis, a dumpy. In even further humiliation she took away his tidy whities and then told him he had to get real mans underwear to keep from reducing his sperm count even more. She then instructed me to watch as she gave Mike a Prostate massage, saying it was important to see if he was capable of better sperm production. The doctor said that since Mike’s equipment was incapable of delivering sperm to the correct place, I should collect it with a prostate milking then put into a delivery system she would give.