The next morning, packing to return home, the newlyweds couldn't close the large suitcase."Honey," the groom said, "you get on top and I'll try." That...didn't work.Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, the bride said, "Sweetheart, you get on top and I'll try." Still no success.Then the man said, "Let's both get on top and try."At that point the parrot yanked away the towel and said, "Zoo or no zoo, this I gotta see!"The following group are compliments of bobA lawyer who got on an airplane. For what seemed like an eternity she held him against her, squirming her tongue deeply into the surprised young boy's mouth and pressing it tightly against the back of his throat. Her hands worked the skin of his face, and his arms were hanging loosely at his sides. At last she released his head, and she moved her self back from him a little, a wicked little smile coming across her face. David was awe struck. Sure, he had kissed a few girls, but never like that. His mouth was hanging open and. But he still had keen animal senses.The horse had been aware that something very strange was happening to the stud steed behind him, something that the gelded appaloosa could not understand, but which, he sensed, was a real treat for that unaltered horse.He didn't know what he was missing, but he sensed damned well that he was missing something.Jake felt skittish and nervous, himself. Although he didn't know that the gorgeous woman behind him had jacked her mount off between her boots. Jake was. He reacted faster than most people could have, both in reacting to the thieves and in pulling his pistol. As soon as the bandits got close enough, Cletus began shooting. He made no effort to shoot the men—he tried to kill and wound the horses. He had five shots available, and four horses were put out of action. All four of these horses fell and threw their riders. The fallen horses and men were in the middle front of the charging riders. This caused the charge to be broken as the other riders.