”“What did you tell her?”“I told her to buy a lot of washable markers and I’d try to come home with her.”I didn’t want to mix a drink in...front of the restaurant, so I drove over to the long driveway that lead back to the highway, and stopped. I got out and mixed us each a good stiff Crown and Coke over ice. I leaned over in the bed of the pickup to do my mixing, and then put the bottle of Crown back in the cab.I took our red plastic cups and handed them to Ellen; we were on our way.“Damn this. Jake knew the girls were very naughty. He wondered how old they really were. They both liked sex and Jake liked fucking them. Lisa screamed and had an orgasm on Jake’s tongue.“I want to fuck him too. Let’s change places.”“I want to fuck your ass. Get on your knees on the bed. Put that round ass up in the air. I want to fuck you, baby!”Lisa hated that everybody wanted to fuck her ass. She had a bubble butt and guys loved fucking her there. She was used to having anal sex, but always. I asked her to be my steady and she said yes. The next three and a half months were great and then one Thursday we were at lunch in the school cafeteria and I asked her what she wanted to do on Friday and she looked away from me and said she already had a date for Friday.“With who?”“Roger Wilson.”“Why Toni? I thought we were going steady.”She just looked away and wouldn’t answer. I got up and walked away from the table leaving Toni there looking at my uneaten lunch.I might have been hung up on. BLUNDER WARSEpisode H: Attack of the Government IneptnessChapter 1-The evil Repulican Empire for years has controled the once free territory of America and continues to push its control into other areas such as Iraq, Pakistan, and Canada. They seek only control of the entire world and to put bans against Video Games, Free Speech, Television, and most importantly PORN!! Their leader is the evil, yet inept and completely stupid, Darth Ineptness and his advisor Dick Cheney (a man who creeps out.