Noneed for mom or me to get hurt over some money collected for charity."There's a safe."Mom glared at me. "Don't tell him, Alex!" It's in the floor un...er the desk over there." Thanks k**. Jerome! Back here." The second man rejoined us and thenuncovered the safe. "Combo?" I didn't know it and mom was silent."Look, Jerome here is good with safes. He'll crack it eventually. If not, Imight shoot at it, and maybe a bullet would ricochet into you or your sonthere. Or we might use some plastic. Nobody gets crushes on 33-year-old slightly overweight vocational counselors who live in the suburbs with two kids in school and perfectly adequate husbands. Except maybe nerdy college boys who have too many hormones and not a clue what to do with their nerdy lives. And probably not them, either, as far as I can tell. And, especially, not a quite pleasant young engineer who happened to be married to a gorgeous Mediterranean type who happened to be my best friend during my freshman year in. True he hadn't being getting much recently but he tried to put his thoughts about her to the back of his mind."Hi dad," she enthused and turned to wave her mother off. "She's going to town shopping with friends." Oh," he said. "What's that?"Oh you've forgotten," she teased. "These are a few things for me to pose in silly."He hadn't forgotten but just didn't want to think about it."Hope you've got a clean card and charged up the batteries," she said."Yeah," he said for only yesterday he had. When the man is looking the other way I pull your skirt up by the waist, so it rides up about four inches. The bottom half of your bum is visible and it is obvious you are not wearing knickers. The way your leg is in front of the other, there is also just a glimpse of your slit showing. This is the sight that greets the man as he turns back to us. He stops walking and his eyes widen dramatically. He coughs in surprise. You stand up at this and turn to face him. He is still staring at where your.