Mom can stay with us! We'll take care of her and she can help with Carole and the baby. Please?"It was the final 'please' about six or sixteen after t...at that finally made me decide to help. California's prisons were already horrifically overcrowded and with a few moderately successful defense appeals, I could probably get her sentence halved, and probably also get her good time restored. With luck, I could have her out on parole about a year, two at the latest. It took closer to three, mostly. I reach under her shirt and massage her soft skin. She purrs as we kiss, those soft delicate notes slipping from her vocal cords are so angelic, I'm getting even more aroused. Veronica slips off her shirt revealing a typical mom bra with not so typical tits. Big and round, not sagging, yet natural. I take her bra off revealing those gorgeous Hispanic tits with the hardest nipples. I slide my gym shorts and boxers off revealing my fully erect hard cock bouncing around. Veronica strokes my. A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. “Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks. “Hanging myself,” the blonde replies. “The rope should be around your neck” says the guard. “I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”An Italian tourist asks. "It's so cute!" She said. "It's so small, but perfectly shaped!" Her enthusiasm excited Robert, and his penis began to swell."No, no!" Tara said, frowning slightly. "You have to be limp for this to fit right" (referring to the chastity devise). She let go of Robert's penis, and within a few moments it had shrunk back to close to what it was before getting an erection; and it was then that Tara hurriedly put the cock cage on him.Tara sat back and admired her handiwork."That fits perfectly on.