“The reason I sent Woody back to England is whilst locating Pierre’s body we learned of some important information, which had to be transmitted to...London immediately. I had promised Madame to plough the estate’s fields, and so it was I who came back to the château, and he who left for London.”My explanation did nothing to ameliorate her anger.“You were fearful of Woody bedding Madame before you. She favoured him over you — as do we all!”I ignored this, possibly true, explanation.“You may. I used the arm of my short to wipe my face. I was soaked. Then I found my beer and took a swig to rinse out my mouth. Crawling up beside her I kissed her deeply and then lay down beside her.When she had her breath back she spoke. “That was fucking fantastic!”I nuzzled her ear. “You forgot to tell me what to do!”Karen laughed. “Are you sure you never did that before? You must have a natural talent.”I sighed happily at her praise. We lay there for a few minutes and then she asked “Are you. " Oh my god he has a lisp! I can't believe it!" It was Anthony, one of myformer bosses. I went red under my make up and suddenly I felt a warmtrickle from the top of my legs running down my tights. "He's wethimself!!!" Everyone burst out laughing. "We did have him in diapersperhaps he needs them again!" my wife roared. I finished the rhyme andthe light went out. There was now a cold wet trail down my legs. I couldnot believe what had happened. Everyone I knew had seen me as a lispingfairy. "Lexi pushed him down so he was seated on the toilet and said "Okay, weare going to take this slow and I am going to explain it to you step bystep. I don't expect you to master it right away and I will always helpif you ask but you are the one who will benefit from learning. Thebetter you are, the less conspicuous it will be okay?" Lexi said this ina friendly tone and there was no malice, or even competitive gloating inher voice."Deekan perked up a little and paid attention. That was all the.