”“Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I will be much more careful now. Let’s just gather our dignity and leave as the ladies we are, shall we?” I said, c...llecting my dress and shoes and walking into the bedroom. Ray sat on the edge of the bed wiping whipped cream off his face and holding the champagne bottle. “I’m so sorry. I just wanted to have a nice romantic evening and I screwed it all up. Is there any way I can salvage this and make it up to you?” He looked up at me with puppy dog eyes and I swear my. Meri age 23 hai. . Mera rang saavla hai… Mera lund satisfy kar sake utna bada hai… Meri body average… Kisi bhi female ko satisfaction with privacy chahiye to mujhe contact kare. . . .Meri pehli story mein bataya tha kaise mene apni maami ko choda aur dusri mein kais eek anjaan aurat ko car mein choda…Uske baad mein Hyderabad chala gaya tha… Waha per 1. 5 saal rehne ke baad jab mein Ahmedabad aaya. . Mujhe chudai kiye kafi time ho gaya tha…mein paid service bhi deta hu… per koi nahi mil raha. A couple miles further on there is a wide section of dirt where it’s possible to pull over, and as I rounded a bend I could see the Maserati stopped and a guy leaning on the trunk. As I approached he waived me down and I realised it was my sexual friend and neighbor. It’s quite strange introducing yourself to someone you have already enjoyed a sex act with – even if it was remote sex! He was as charming up close as he had been fun while watching him jerk off. We chatted for maybe 15 minutes. . you're next!"Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?She had a blonde boyfriend.This one is Compliments of dave mOne night a father was helping his son with his homework.The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?"The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"This one is compliments of bob.Don and Frank, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Frank didn't show up. Don didn't think much.