"You passed out on me," she explained, reaching for some paper towels to dry her hands. "You came nice and hard for me like a good girl. You feel bett...r now, si?"I nodded."Good, your papa will be pleased with how much I stretched you," she said as she leaned in close between my legs to examine her handiwork.I blushed at her blatant inspection."Let's get you into his milking room. He should be just about wrapping up and ready for you," Abuela said, reaching up to undo the straps holding my legs. “But I’m prepared to face the consequences. I understand that you have to do your job. Just know you won’t have my face to look forward to every morning if I get fired.”“If you want to keep your jobs then you’ll have to disclose this relationship to HR officially,” I said. “I’ll talk to your manager, Mr. Irving. I could probably arrange for signed statements and no talk of termination.”“Please, call me Ryan,” he said, sounding relieved.“You’d do that?” Addie asked hopefully.“Are you serious?. I took out my books and started going through it. At next station, a girl came and set near me and I was surprised to find the same beauty which I saw the day before (the Sex bomb one), I then noticed though there was lot many seats vacant she purposefully sat near me. I looked at her and asked her ‘you r the same girl whom I met the day before’? and she replied positively with a wicked smile. I then asked about her friend and she told me that the girl was not her friend but her younger sister.. With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read‘$10,000 per call’.The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to.