"What the fuck does it look like I'm doing? I am getting myself off since I haven't had any pussy in several months." Patty is standing there with her...hands on her hips, "You don't see me trying to eat my own pussy just because I haven't had any dick for awhile do you?" "No, but you sure do go thru a lot of batteries. You need an electric vibrator because the energizer bunny can't keep up!" "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE" she screams. "Well guess what? If you were fucking me, you wouldn't need so many. ”“Go right ahead, Mr. Murchison. I hope you, Catherine and Greta can work it out so all of you can be happy together.”“Thank you, Jerry Helton ... Thank you for more reasons than I can possibly tell you in public.”I walked into the dining room with Sherry on one arm and Greta on my other. There were maybe twenty couples already sitting at tables scattered around the large room, and all of them stood to clap their hands.Sherry told me, “Tip you hat for them, Jerry. Let them see your long black. “OK then. Before you, 7,” Jeff replied. I was a little surprised, I thought it would be more. But why would he think he needed immunity for only 7? I had no idea. “No kidding. Not 16 or 17?” I asked. “No sis, just 7, so truth or dare?” Jeff asked. “Truth,” I replied. “Did you wanna marry me before we hooked up?” Jeff asked. “Yes. I knew I loved you and wanted nothing more than to be with you for the rest of my life when I saw you naked from the closet,” I replied. Then he leaned over to me and. I quickly accepted the ride and was about a minute into heading over to SeaTac when I received a text from the rider.It said,”Oh my fucking god, is this Jen Dvorak, the Uber driving slut??!!!!!! I can not wait for this ride!!!!”. My heart started racing because honestly my name isn’t Jen Dvorak, it’s a pen name, but the rider had already guessed from my profile picture who I was. It also showed on the Uber app that I’m driving a Honda Accord Hybrid. I didn’t answer the rider back as I was.