The lady should already have it open on the table!Q: How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light?A: He’s the one dancing like an asshol...!Q: How do you know a man is really really gay?A: When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer!Q: What happens when a ghost drinks boos?A: They get sheet-faced.Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two. Please give me 2 rings on my mobile when you are ready for your Valentines day present. Love from Helen.’ Intrigued James grabbed his mobile and gave Helen 2 rings. Feeling her phone ring twice Helen was relieved that the corridor was empty as she slipped of her coat and knocked on their room door. Hearing a knock on the door. James asked, ‘Who is it?’ To which a familiar voice replied ‘Room service, sir’ James opened the door to the wonderful sight of his wife dressed in a black and white. We knocked next door and a young couple came to the door. He helped us break in with a coat hanger on the safety chain. We had met them once before so he had no hesitation about helping. Rhonda went to Laura's room and knocked lightly. The door swung open. Her bed was empty. I looked at her bed and it looked slept in. Karen went into the bedroom and nosed around.She said, "Her phone and keys are here. Her sleep clothes are in the bed under the covers. Joe, I'm worried."I said, "I am, too. I'm. There's no harm, is there?" I've got my phone, Mom. You can reach me if you need me."I was out the door and headed across the lawn before she could come up with any more arguments. I pulled the ladder up behind me and opened the windows. I set the telescope up but it was still light out so I doubted there would be much going on in the secret world of people's bedrooms. It was too dark to read without firing up an oil lantern and I didn't want to draw attention to myself so I laid back in a.