We took up a seat at the comedy club about three-quarters of the way back in the venue and I ordered us some snacks and drinks. We chatted about my da... as the club began to fill with patrons. A small murmur of idle chat filled the room as more and more people filed in. The two seats at our table remain empty until just before the show started when two guys took up residence in the seats.Chloe placed her hand on the inside of my thigh and pressed in close to me.“I think they’re gay,” Chloe. If anything I think I was helping the farts on their way! Jeez, I stunk the place out and fast. I slid down placing my round hefty jegging clad buttocks down onto the hard floor, hoping the air would be cleaner down there.Not for long!PPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLRTTTTTTT!I just kept rattling them out across the floor and every so often, the intercom would come on asking if I was OK and telling me not to worry, that the fire brigade would be arriving shortly.Yup, the fire brigade. They couldn't get me out. I'm still not sure whether or not it was only a joke. Can't really tell; the Olon seems wonderfully impervious to serious talk. It feels like being able to talk to God, a God with a sense of humor and an immodest amount of dislocation from the universe. For one thing, the talking makes the process endearing. It's almost fun. But the waiting ... I sometimes feel it will drive me mad.Oh, the terrible waiting. The long, sleepless waiting – the nanoseconds that stretch into infinity and twist and. Mary answered with, "I hated it at first and I fought it as long as I could, but my body betrayed me. Before I continue, I must inform you that there were consequences from that rape. I'm pregnant by one of your husbands and God only knows which one. We can't afford another child."Bob, Bing, George and Joey were now staring at me. I declared, "I haven't had sex with Mary since her last period so it's definitely not mine, but one of yours."In the women's room. "When are you going to have the.