"George didn't like where this was heading, so he inquired. "And what isthat?"Ellen took a deep breath and continued, "As far as the world knows, Geo...gewent to Mexico and no one has seen or heard from him since. That makes mean abandoned wife. I need to act like a woman rejected by her husband. Ineed to formalize the fact George is no longer in my life. There is onlyone surefire way to do that."George was scared and was putting a real challenge on his antiperspirant.Ellen took a large sip. Jones, but your HMO does not pay for enemas. I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,. ”“Yes, Your Highness”.“Now think, if you tell your mother about this game, she won’t let me come back, so, if you kiss my toe, you have to keep it secret from everybody. Do you still want to kiss my toe?” She kicked her foot tantalizingly in front of my face. Bobby was hypnotized. “Yes”.“You didn’t say, Your Highness”.Bobby answered, “Yes, Your Highness,” with his eyes glued on her shoe, “I want to kiss your toe.”She put her elbow on her knee, rested her chin on her elbow, and held her leg. It seemed to have doubled in size. I peeled off my thong, wet from both my girl cum and the pool, and d****d it over Jason’s erection. He looked at me and said “now I am going to fuck you!” He told me to turn around and kneel on the chair. I turned around as I was instructed and leaned against the back of the chair for support. I spread my legs but before Jason could put his cock into me, I jammed two fingers into my pussy. Now that my orgasm had subsided I wanted to give this hot young stud a.