It’s a man thing.When you have stopped laughing be sure to forward this on to others who would enjoy a good story.This one is compliments of Anonymo...s.An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf so he puts his name down at the local Club. After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down, so off he goes down to the Club to ask the reason why!Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish Golf Club?Scot: Aye, and I am as Scottish. Linda motioned for Mark to join them. He walked over and both women turned to face his massive cock.Penny could see close up that the cock was more like 11inches erect and 5 inches in circumfrence. She had no idea how it would fit inside her but she was eager to try. There was a drop of pre-cum on the tip of the bloated purple head. Linda whispered “Drink your father’s milk, sweetie. You’ll like the taste of cum.” Penny leaned forward and licked the warm droplet off the tip. Mark. There are no lights in the room except the hypnotic dance of the flames from many candles. Wafting through the air is the light scent of lavender and roses. You can feel me standing behind you. A light electrical storm dances across your skin as you await my touch. You can hear me breathe, almost able to feel my breath on the back of your neck. Instinctively you drop the belt of your robe to let it fall open. Every nerve in your body tingles with the anticipation of my first touch. Will it be a. This one is Compliments of John ACake or BedA husband Is at home watching a football game when his wife Interrupts, honey, could you fix the Light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now.He Looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? does It Look Like I have "ge" stamped on my forehead? I don't think so.Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close Right to which he Replied, fix the fridge door? does It look Like I have "westinghouse".